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I made this logo as a gift for the band. It reads the same upside-down as rightside up.
I was proud that when I gave it to Robert at a show in Apr. 1997, he remarked, "That's fucked up!"
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Ben Folds Five news

Sept. 2012.  The newly-reunited Ben Folds Five releases a new album, The Sound of the Life of the Mind, and launches their first tour in over a decade.  The Magical Armchair has the tour dates.

Stuff on this site

Ben Folds Five FAQ

MP3 of me sitting in with BF5 on "Best Imitation of Myself"

• Order albums and sheet music

Chord charts for some songs

• My lousy MIDI recording of Best Imitation

Similarities between BF5 songs and other songs

• A Who's Who Guide to Ben Folds Five

Interviews with the band from the 1990s

• BF5 Haikus

• Picture of my BF5 tattoo

• The piano market (piano stocks)

• BF5's shows in Austin

• SXSW 1996 concert photos

Other sites

The band's official site

Magical Armchair (well-known fansite)

Wikipedia article about the band

Lyrics at BestLyrics.com

Misheard lyrics

Ragogna interview, Oct. 2012. Excellent interview with Ben; touches on some technical aspects of the music as well as the meaning behind some of the lyrics.

BF5 All Together Now. Japanese fan site, in English & Japanese.  Doesn't seem to have been updated since 2000, but has some cool GIF animations of the band.

The Strangest Thing.  This large fansite died in 2002, but here's the archive.

1997 interview

Hotel Lights.  Darren Jessee's critically-acclaimed other band

ChuckFolds.com.  Ben's brother's site about his own music

Phil's Finest Hour was an Australian band with a BF5-like sound.  Unfortunately they seemed to have disappeared, and I can't find any recordings of them listed anywhere.

Ben Folds Five timeline

1966. Ben born on Sept. 12.

Mid-1980s.  If the song "Army" is truly autobiographical, Ben works at Chik-Fil-A, contemplates joining the army, and plays in an unsuccessful band.

~1987-90.  Ben forms Majosha with Millard Powers.  Band wins a "Battle of the Bands" contest.

1994. Band forms in Chapel Hill, NC, with Folds, Darren Jessee on drums, and Robert Sledge on bass guitar.

1995. Debut eponymous album on Caroline Records. "Underground" is a semi-hit single.

1996. The band gets a large following in Japan, courtesy of a Japanese TV drama in which one of the characters is a big fan, but gets a lot less attention the U.S.

1997. Second album, Whatever and Ever Amen. The single "Brick" launches the band to stardom, and "Song for the Dumped" and "Battle of Who Could Care Less" hits the Top 25.

1998. Ben releases his first solo album, Fear of Pop, though Ben Folds Five is still going strong.

1999. Third album, The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner. "Army" charts in the Top 20.

2000.  The band breaks up amicably in October.  The bandmembers' projects post-breakup aren't detailed here; instead see the Wikipedia articles about Ben, Darren, and Robert.)

2005. A remastered and expanded edition of Whatever and Ever Amen is released, including seven new bonus tracks.

2008. The band reunites for a single show in Chapel Hill. (NME)

2011. The band reunites to record three new songs for the compilation album The Best Imitation of Myself: A Retrospective.

2012. The band releases their fourth studio album, The Sound of the Life of the Mind, and begins their first tour in over a decade.


Ben Folds Five Haikus

(actually, Senryus)


By me...
I wrote these in February 1996, before the band was popular (hence the reference to "no one else knows about them"). The "rented piano" was at SXSW in Austin, 1996. "Frank" refers to Frank Maynard, moderator of The Magical Armchair fan mailing list.
 
If I practice hard,

maybe I can play like Ben...
in a million years!
 

Damn Uncle Walter,
driving me out of my mind.
Just shut the f*** up!
 

crazy little man
assaulting a piano
what'll they think of next?  

Ben, Darren, Robert

playing their little hearts out
i'm in heaven now

my favorite band
no one else knows about them

what stupid losers

ben shows his talent
the piano surrenders
waving a white flag

i love ben folds five
no one else has heard of them
that's fine -- more for me!

can you believe it?
they don't have a guitarist
it's better this way

he plays at warp speed
fingers act like they're possessed
how does he do it?


Whaddya got, man?
"I got Jackson Cannery."
Don't need none o' that.
three talented guys
playing the hippest music
the crowd goes insane


Robert plays like mad
Does his life depend on it?

He sure must think so.

Hey, look, there's Darren.
I have a million questions,
but too scared to ask.

Rented piano
But the rental store would scream

if they saw Ben "play".

Frank does the digest.
now we can love each
other
on the internet

she likes my haiku
with a ben folds motif,
we're
flirting on the 'net

By others...
shares love of ben folds
the bird on the list with poems
have a safe flight friend
    —Heather Hurwitz

Haiku vs. Senryu

Date:        9/14/00
From: Takamichi Hijiya
To: Michael Bluejay
Your "BF5 Haikus" section is very interesting for me. When I read them, however, I found they are not haikus but senryus. But you might have no idea about the difference between a haiku and a senryu, so I'd like to explain the difference.   Haiku is a Japanese form of seventeen syllables (5-7-5) in three lines. Technically, a haiku must contain at least some reference to nature/a season. (It means you don't have to literally mention a season; you can refer to autumn by saying that the 'leaves are falling down' and to summer by saying that 'the beach was crowded'.) If it doesn't contain a season/nature, it is actually called a senryu, not a haiku.   Senryu is also a Japanese form of seventeen syllables (5-7-5) in three lines. Unlike the haiku, however, a senryu DOESN'T have to refer to nature / a season.   Of course, I could understand that the Japanese view of nature may be impossibly foreign to non-Japanese people, and our syllables, being based on the consonants that surround each vowel, have no direct parallel in English. But I feel at least you should distinguish a haiku from a senryu by containing a season / nature or not.    In any case, I'm glad that you have interest in Japanese culture, actually. Hope this e-mail is helpful to you and your brilliant web site.   Arigato!   Sayonara!   Taka from Tokyo, Japan (^o-)

(More on senryu from Wikipedia)

Listen to free samples

Listen to the samples of the entire Ben Folds Five catalog on iTunes for free

Ben Folds Five (1995)
1. Jackson Cannery
2. Philosophy
3. Julianne
4. Where's Summer B.?
5. Alice Childress
6. Underground
7. Sports & Wine
8. Uncle Walter
9. Best Imitation of Myself
10. Video
11. The Last Polka
12. Boxing

Whatever & Ever Amen (1997)
1. One Angry Dwarf & 200 Solemn Faces
2. Fair
3. Brick
4. Song for the Dumped
5. Selfless, Cold and Composed
6. Kate
7. Smoke
8. Cigarette
9. Steven's Last Night in Town
10. Battle of Who Could Care Less
11. Missing the War
12. Evaporated

Bonus tracks: (on the re-released version) 13. Video Killed the Radio Star
14. For All the Pretty People
15. Mitchell Lane
16. Theme from Dr. Pyser
17. Air
18. She Don't Use Jelly
19. Song for the Dumped (Japanese)

The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner (1999)
1. Narcolepsy
2. Don't Change Your Plans
3. Mess
4. Magic
5. Hospital Song
6. Army
7. Your Redneck Past
8. Your Most Valuable Possession
9. Regrets
10. Jane
11. Lullabye

The Sound of the Life of the Mind (2012)
1. Erase Me
2. Michael Praytor, Five Years Later
3. Sky High
4. The Sound of the Life of the Mind
5. On Being Frank
6. Draw a Crowd
7. Do it Anyway
8. Hold That Thought
9. Away When You Were Here
10. Thank You for Breaking My Heart

Ben, Darren, and Robert rode bicycles in the Uncle Walter video.  If you ride a bike, check out my guide to How to Not Get Hit By Cars.


Ben told me in 1998 that Darren Jessee (BF5's drummer) is a vegetarian.  Vegetarianism and even veganism are a lot more common now than they were in the 90s, so props to Jessee for being ahead of the curve on that one.  Other vegetarian musicians include as Paul McCartney, Prince, Madonna, Natalie Merchant, and a host of others (including many you've never heard of, like me).  Get the scoop on meatless diets on my Vegetarian Guide site.